What about a little puma?

Try to find out the exact moment when you realize that you need to own these animals -- and also the exact moment when the animals eyes say, "I too little to get you now, but I grow up later and be big enough to eat your whole face." Because baby animals can't speak well.

Also, this song? Really?



What about tigers? And being tired?



Except the real get is here, when you see a cat being actually so very angry -- and the tiger cub is not even trying. It is just playing around.



Here you can really see the eyes that say, "I let you scratch my belly now, but I bite you later." Also, how is the woman who says, "They're like puppies!"? Do puppies grow up to bite your spine?



Anyway, this all started with our discovery of Owen and Mzee, the latter of which is roughly 130 years old and a giant tortoise, and who adopted Owen, a baby hippo. Because of course.

Ignoring that hippos are monsters, tortoises are the secret get of all animals. There doesn't appear to be a video of this story on YouTube, but there is this montage, set to a song that is not cliched at all in this context. Also, feelings.