Blizzard! Blizzard! Blizzard!

The Scrabble computer cheats, and it loves to do it. It's not the best at it, though. The best cheating computer characters are from a time of joy in my life, and by "joy," I mean "rage and violence," specifically toward the games.

Super Macho Man?




I found no pictures of you from Super Punch-Out!!, perhaps because you are hiding from me, perhaps because of the two or three times I might have completely broken that SNES cartridge by slamming it into the ground.

(Hey, Justin, do you remember the time I accidentally "dropped" Earthbound? Me, neither. It was a shame that it broke so badly from such a short drop.)

There are other cheaters in the world of computers, most notably from Mario Kart 64 and every incarnation of Madden, but I just wanted to post a picture of Super Macho Man and a picture of the video game characters that caused my big brother to get so angry one afternoon at our grandmother's house that he kicked the NES and broke the front of it off: