Showing posts with label lies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lies. Show all posts

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Animals that are not real animals.

First, the panda is not real:



That is a man (or woman) in a panda suit. Those are human eyes.

Baby pandas are also not real:



But no person is this small. That is an animatronic creature. Watch a clip of a baby panda some time, and you'll see that it's not even very life-like. And you can see the remote control being used right behind it.

Tibetan foxes are absolutely untrue:



They have square heads and bodies. We love them very much, though. They are cute, much like --

We're trying to think of cute, imaginary animals here. Unicorns? That's not manly enough, and we are a manly duo. Baby dragons? That's geeky, and we are really erudite.

Musk oxen are incredibly hot, but clearly not real:



Those are ancient beasts that once walked the Earth. All the footage in Planet Earth is computer-generated.

Howler monkeys are similarly "real," but not so much animals:



Look carefully. That is a demon. It is having demon thoughts, not animal thoughts.