You sexy beast, you
Let's see:
Direct connection to corrupt Senator? Check.
Abuse of political power? Check. And double-check.
Failure to get her 17-year-old not to follow the whole "abstinence only" thing? Check.
Decent odds that's just a cover for an even more f-ed up story? Check.
Direct connection to insane, secessionist group? Check.
Insane belief that Creationism belongs in school? Check.
Evidence of being borderline retarded about American history? Check.
Wowsers, kids. It doesn't even matter who's pregnant with whom. This girl is a complete disaster, and I think this is least someone has ever been vetted for any job in the history of time. I am obsessed.
