That is a man (or woman) in a panda suit. Those are human eyes.
Baby pandas are also not real:
But no person is this small. That is an animatronic creature. Watch a clip of a baby panda some time, and you'll see that it's not even very life-like. And you can see the remote control being used right behind it.
Tibetan foxes are absolutely untrue:
They have square heads and bodies. We love them very much, though. They are cute, much like --
We're trying to think of cute, imaginary animals here. Unicorns? That's not manly enough, and we are a manly duo. Baby dragons? That's geeky, and we are really erudite.
Musk oxen are incredibly hot, but clearly not real:
Those are ancient beasts that once walked the Earth. All the footage in Planet Earth is computer-generated.
Howler monkeys are similarly "real," but not so much animals:
Look carefully. That is a demon. It is having demon thoughts, not animal thoughts.
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we were searching the internet for things that are not real and yours was the only real site that showed up. thanks for keeping it real.
love,
a real human in a panda suit
first off all, no suit can allow eyes to be as forward as those, second of all, ive held a baby panda and trust me they are not robotic, thirdly musk oxen are real, and fourthly demons dont exist you religious IDIOT !!!!!!
Just because they are fake, dosent mean that they arent cute
I assure you that pandas are quite real. This is coming from the spouse of a panda in a human suit. You may be surprised to discover just how many pandas out there are disguised as humans.
P.S. However, Narwhals are definitely NOT real. ;p
i feel that yall have no right to speak or comment on how an animal thinks or feels...im specifically talking about the howler monkey, it was said it was having demon thoughts & noone knows what he's thinking....
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