Hip hip, fat fat.

These are two of the birds that flew into the bushes in front of our car when we pulled into our apartment complex. At least a dozen hipped into the branches and stared at us, but these cuties were the only ones to sit still long enough to be photographed. (The windshield of our car may not be completely clean, so it looks a tiny bit blargh.)

The first little bird:



The second little bird:



And then the giant fatty that was trying to eat a stem:



Can you tell that he's enormous? He is. And when the rest of the birds panicked at our moving to open the doors (which was right before we would have pounced on and eaten them), he just hopped farther into the bushes. A little farther. Maybe one small branch back. It doesn't matter, because he was still visible from being a giant fat little bird.